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IMBA KAD RAYA

Hai readers..

Kitorg mntak maaf kalau 2-3 ari ni kitorg tak update sgt blog ni..

Maklum lah, dekat nak raye da..

Busy bakar lemang & buat kuih raye..

Hahaha..

Anyway, back to the post today..

Budaya menghantar kad raya mmg dah sinonim dgn perayaan hari raya..

Macam2 design kad raya boleh didapati di pasaran..

Tapi kad raya yg kitorg nk share nie bkn kad raya biasa..

Kad ni memang korang takkan jumpe kat kedai2..

Depa bg free je kat rumah2..

Bru je ptg td slh sorg dpd admin blogIMBA terjumpe kad ni kat dlm petisurat rumah dia..

Check it out..

Nampak cam kad raye biase kan?

Tgk roket tuh..haa..something's fishy here?

Jom kita flip kad tu..tgk ape yg ade kt bhgian belakang..

Ish3..tak boley ke dyeorg nie hentikan/lupakan pergaduhan politik depa ni buat sementara waktu?

Da nak raye kot..

Ke nie mmg trend kad raya terbaru?

LOLS

IMBA ROBOTS MOVIE

Hai readers sekalian..

Seperti yang anda semua tahu, transformer 3 Dark of the Moon is the final 

sequel of transformer movie..

Good bye my fellow autobots.. i will miss u... Since megatron dah mati, autobots suma dah
packing balek kg.. sbb tu la dah x da movie sequel... zzz

To all transformer fan out there, dont be sad..

Bak kata pepatah melayu benda yg lepas jgn dikenang..

Korg x perlu sedih sebab x lama lagi kita akan disajikan dengan

movie transformer anak tempatan..

Nantikan dan saksikan dipawagam berdekatan anda....

THE MELEIS TRANFORMER

Autobots transform!!

OPTIMUS SAVVY...

Holyy shitt... Robot malaysia??? Confirm2 mudah rosak cam kete pr***n ... trolololosss..

Amacam? Tergamam sebentar tak?

Hahaha.. Dun worry, transformer malaysia di atas adalah troll semata mata..
tiada kene mengena yg idop ataw yg dah mati..

Berita di bawah ini adalah real...

To transformer fan out there, kita dah ada movie imba yg mungkin leh
ganti transformer...

Movie nie namanya REAL STEEL..

Akan berada di pawagam pada  7 October 2011..

Cerita nie berkisarkan tentang technology dimana pada suatu hari nanti

peninju/boxer will be replaced by robots... 

X sabar aku nak saksikan epic battle between robots... styloooo...

 Watak utama pown dah imba.. presenting Hugh Jackman the Wolverine guy...

Clash of the Machniee.... Gedebushhhh!!!

MUST SEE. MUST SEE. MUST SEE. MUST SEE. MUST SEE. MUST SEE. MUST SEE.

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IMBA PIANISTS - NO HANDS ON THE PIANO

Whassup readers..

Check this video out..

No hands on the piano..

Gilo..mmg IMBA..

Kami di blogIMBA terlopong & speechless dibuatnye..

Even the legendary Ludwig Van Beethoven pon takleh buat camni..

LOLS

TOP 10 ALL-TIME IMBA POSTS

Ape kabar pembaca tegar blogIMBA..

Sehat semua?

Seperti yg kitorg janjikan..

Bile da cecah 100 followers & 100 page likes..

Kitorg akan buat satu post special utk readers tegar..

Sejak ditubuhkan 4 bulan lepas..

Kitorg da post hampir 300 entries..

Pageviews plak da melebihi 70k..

Meh kita 'recap' sket..

Top 10 All-Time IMBA Posts kat blogIMBA 

(up until today)

NO 10:

In this entry we trolled our beloved MAX24:7 real hard..

Post ni kuar mse depa produce dyeorg nye first official video..

Memang silap la fan depa g upload kat Youtube..

Tarian dan lyrics depa kena kutuk kaw2..

Siap msuk blogIMBA as IMBA comments lg..haha..siyes lawak..LOL

Usha post ni kat link di bawah:

IMBA - KPOP MALAYSIA Part 10 MAX 24:7

NO 9:

Post nie adelah post pertama kitorg troll Gula-Gula..

Kalau KPOP Malaysia lelaki = MAX24:7..

Yg pmpuan plak Gula-Gula..

Haish..ape nak jadi..sume nk jadi KPOP..

Dlm post nie takde video tarian dyeorg..ade gambar2 HOT & COMEL je..

Tayang peha sume..kalo anak aku camni mmg dah lama aku sembelih idop2..

Cekidout kat link bwh nie:

IMBA - KPOP MALAYSIA Part 2 (Gula-Gula)

NO 8:

Kitorg troll MAX24:7 buat pertama kalinya kat blogIMBA..

Masa nie video takde lagi..

Ade gambar je..

Sekali imbas mcm gay la plak..

Pastu gambar bajet comel pon ade skali..

Read more (WARNING: NOT SAFE FOR PREGNANT LADIES):

IMBA - KPOP MALAYSIA Part 1 (MAX 24:7)

NO 7:

Post ni pasal telur rebus..

Something IMBA From China (SIFC)..

Telur rebus nie bukan telur rebus biase..

Telur2 nie direbus dgn satu boiling technique yg IMBA..

Knape IMBA? sebab orang2 kat kawasan timur China g rebus telur ni dgn air kencing..trololols..

Read more:

IMBA Chinese Delicacy 

NO 6:

Post nie telah mengegarkan UTP..

Apabila slh sorg admin blogIMBA cuba mengelakkan diri drpd terkantoi tak bawak kad matrik time keluar..

Usaha si admin tadi gagal kerana berjaya dihidu oleh seorg pakgad yg macho..hebat mana pon kelentong si admin, si pakgad tetap yakin dan tidak goyah dgn tuduhan beliau..perghh..akhirnya terkantoi jugak..kene bom dgn pakgad tersebut..kaw2..

Justeru..pihak blogIMBA menganugerahkan pakgad tersebut nama jolokan...

Pak Gad IMBA..

Read more:

Pak Gad IMBA

NO 5:

Pak Gad IMBA returns..

Kali ini dia berjaya meng-kantoi kan sorg lg penuntut UTP..

Namun kata2 beliau mengguris hati & perasaan si penuntut..

Spoiler: "Brapa bnyk jantan you simpan??"

Lantas si penuntut terus menghubungi pihak blogIMBA utk mengadu..

Kisah penuh ada kat link bawah ni:

Pak Gad IMBA Part 2

NO 4:

Post nie adelah post yg paling kontroversi dlm sejarah blogIMBA..

Citer pasal projek tanaman bunga raya dlm UTP..

Alkisah..one of our fans hantar poster event yg mewujudkan kontroversi..

Maka kami di blogIMBA pon menyuarakan persoalan di dlm kepala kami..

Betulkah parti politik terlibat?

Dalam mencari jawapan kpd persoalan ini...ramai pulak anon yg 'menghangatkan' suasana..tak kurang juga anon2 yg butthurt emo kaw2..ramai yg tak memahami isi kandungan post nie sepenuhnya..

Full entry at (WARNING: NOT SUITABLE FOR EMOs & BUTTHURTs):

IMBA Bunga Raya

Now comes the TOP 3..

NO 3:

Gula-Gula returns..YEAH..

Kali ni dyeorg da buat lagu pertama dyeorg yg berjudul..

Suka Gitu..

Perghh..mantop gilo tajuk lagu..hahahaha..

Yg tak ley blah, orang America (David Mendelez) pon dgr lagu depa..siap puji2 lagi..

Nampok benor nipunyer - bak kata Usop Wilcha..

FYI, post nie mencecah hampir 700 pageviews..

Perghhh...

Full story:

IMBA KPOP MALAYSIA Gula-Gula Part 3

NO 2:

Hahaha..lagi2 pasal KPOP Malaysia MAX24:7..

Dalam post ni MAX24:7 tampil dgn video persembahan pertama dyeorg..

Ape lg kne troll la dgn kitorg..

Mmg noobshit kaw2..

Post nie menduduki tangga no 2 paling IMBA kat blogIMBA dgn catatan hampir 1000 pageviews.. 

Read more:

IMBA KPOP MALAYSIA Part 4 MAX 24:7

NO 1:

At last..smpai jugak kat post yg paling IMBA dlm sejarah blogIMBA setakat nie..

Knape paling IMBA? Sbb post nie nye pageviews..da lebih 3000 bai..mmg IMBA..

In this post slh sorg admin blogIMBA berjaya mengesahkan identity sebenar Anonymous yg dikhabarkan nk hack website2 goverment Malaysia tempoh hari..

Sebelum nih takde org lain tau identity dyeorg..

Haa..nak tau sape disebalik topeng Anonymous tu?

Bace kat link bawah ni (WARNING: NOT SUITABLE FOR EMOTIONAL PEOPLE WHO GETS ANGRY WHEN THEY WERE TROLLED HARD):

IMBA News of The Days (Anonymous's Identity Revealed)

Ok la rakan2 pembaca sekalian..that's all for our list of Top 10 All-Time IMBA Posts kat blogIMBA..

Terima kasih atas sokongan anda kepada kami..we appreciate it..tanpa korang readers tegar, siapalah kami..

Tanpa sokongan anda, 70,000 pageviews tu takkan tercapai..

We just want you guys to know that..

You guys are our IMBA readers..

And we will continue to produce IMBA posts for you guys.. =)

ImbA The Stream Al-Jazeera

Hai all readers... pertama sekali, post ni berbeza sket ngan post2 yang lepas... Apa yang berbeza adalah post ni tak pendek... post ni panjang sket.. and just nak bincangkan satu pendapat dari editor blogimba... ini adalah pendapat persendirian admin blogimba yang mahu share bersama readers sume.

Kalo korang bukak Al-Jazeera pagi tadi, korang akan tertengok satu rancangan bernama The Stream. Rancangan ni slalunyer membincangkan mane2 issue penting dari negara2 luar.. Dan topik diorg hari ni adalah pasal Malaysia...

They were talking about racism in Malaysia.. utk discuss issue ni diorg panggil tiga orang ahli panel.. 

Khairy jamaluddin(barisan National)... Marina Mahathir(activist) and Nik Nazmi(Parti keadilan rakyat)...

 

 and this was the host... Derrick Ashong..

and the things yang diorg discuss adalah some racial things that are happening in Malaysia... contohnyer, diorg bawak issue iklan 8TV tempoh hari.. yang last2 kene ban tu sbb racial.. and raids on the church.. and the ban on the usage of the word Allah in churchs...

u guys can see the full video kat sini... dan korang bley tau full details amende diorg talk about kat situ... ni haa link vid discussion diorg...

http://stream.aljazeera.com/story/malaysia-confronts-its-ethnic-and-religious-divisions

so back to what i wanted to say... sbg sorang yg mmg slalunyer tak amek tau sgt pasal politik malaysia nie... ak agak pelik gak la bile ak tgk segmen tu tadi.. ternyata host rancangan tu make it sound seolah-olah racism dkat malaysia ni berada pada tahap kritikal.. terutama ble dia tayangkan video iklan 8tv ngan vid klip pasal raid to church... lg2 dia mmg tekankan pasal ban of the word "Allah".. and a few other things...

dan soalan2 yang diajukan kat ahli2 panel tu pun mmg ImbA2.... kalau ak kat tempat tu... agak cangok la ak spt monyet di bwh nie...

tapi dgn tenang, ahli2 panel tu start jawab... dan sebelum ni ak bukannyer fanboy BN ataupun KJ... tapi lepas ak tgk cara dia respon, u gotta admit.. the guy got skills... mmg jawapan2 dia awesome.. dan bley counter ape saje bende yang diorg tuduh to malaysia... malang skali... Marina mahathir and nik nazmi tak menyerlah langsung... marina went ahead and admitted yg malaysia got probs... dan mmg discriminate and all other shits la...

yang si nik nazmi tu plak.. tak habis2 cari jalan nak hentam BN, saying that the current system mmg bermasalah... so in a sense nak kate la, kalo diorg naik.. everythings gonna be better...

paling buat ak rase nak pukul si Derrick Ashong tu adalah, bile dia samekan Apartheid ngan racism in malaysia... 

tgk.. budak kat atas ni pun panas.... seriusly.. WTF.. apartheid and malaysia.. owh jauh skali... mmg bangang gler persoalan dia tu.. kalo ak.. ak da ckp da nga derrick ashong tu.. 

"i think u should know better what apartheid is all about, so please dont throw the word casually like that. I believe the word was invented bcoz of u ppl, not bcoz of any racial discrimination in malaysia"

and it is sad to say that not all three panelist tried to change the wrong perspective which the host have set on malaysia.. ak nmpak khairy saying things defending malaysia's constitution and opposition plak trying to say yg the system mmg salah.. we need to come up with something better and stuff... come on ppl.. nak gaduh... jgn la gaduh dkat dpan International crowd... 

buat malu je.. instead all three of u shud have stuck together and wacked those host's asses... show them the malaysian spirit...

Ak sbg rakyat malaysia believes in this simple principle... kita ada 4 main bangsa dkat Malaysia nie...

Malays...

Chinese..

Indians..

and

MALAYSIANS....

i'm a malaysian... not a malay, not a chinese, not an indian... 

korang ape?... korang pikirlah sendiri... i love this country and i would like to keep it in peace all the time.. mgkin ade di antara korg ckp.. ak hidup dlm dunia fantasi.. this is not possible.. there is no such thing as no racism in malaysia..

but come on guys.. daripada dok argue ini sume salah sape.. lets fix the  prob and be optimistic.. respect each other.. and if there is one thing that we have learned throughout our 54 years of freedom.. its tolerance...

u can run and stay in other countries but at the end of the day, Malaysia is your home... Malaysia is our home regardless of race and religion...

so lets show the world.. that we can live togther... that a country with different religious backgrounds, different culture, different ethnic group can live together... survive together... and BE IMBA together....

nah... korang tgk balek lirik lagu yg korang slalu nyanyi kat skolah dlu... timbulkan balek smangat patriotik dlm diri korang... majulah MALAYSIA..... and to all MALAYSIANS.... be as awesome as u can and lets kick the world's ass......

Negaraku

Tanah Tumpahnya Darahku

Rakyat Hidup

Bersatu dan Maju

Rahmat Bahagia

Tuhan Kurniakan

Raja Kita 

Selamat Bertakhta

Rahmat Bahagia

Tuhan Kurniakan

Raja Kita 

Selamat Bertakhta

selamat hari merdeka....

IMBA - UCAPAN RAYA

Whaddup readers..

Da dekat nak raya nie..

Macam2 iklan/ucapan raye terpampang kat kaca2 televisyen mahupun youtube..

Ade yg normal je..ade yg IMBA..

Nama PETRONAS mmg sudah tidak asing lg dlm pembikinan ucapan raya yg IMBA..

Dari aku kecik lg ucapan raya/iklan raya depa mmg ter-AWESOME..

Mampu buat org muka ketat menangis mcm harom..menyentuh hati viewers dgn makna ucapan/iklan yg sungguh mendalam..

alamak ucapan raya PETRONAS..huu..huu..tsk tsk..muke i ketat pon leh kuar air mata..tp takpe atleast lg hensem dpd max24:7..

Tapi tahun ni ucapan raya depa..

Kurang sket dari segi sentuhan..

Tak menyentuh hati sgt pon..

Cekdisout guys..

Eh..apesal ucapan raya MAX24:7 plak kuar ni..ades..

Silap2..

Sori kalau kitorg buat korg muntah hijau td..

Haaa..kat bawah ni baru video ucapan raya PETRONAS 2011 yg original..

Cekidout..

Ape komen korang?

Kami di blogIMBA sebulat suara bersetuju bahawa..

Ucapan raya depa ni..makna mmg ada (disebalik 'tangan' dan kemerdekaan)..

Tapi tak menyentuh hati sgt la..lebih kepada mengajak 'audience' berfikir..

Memang berkualiti tp kurang daya sentuhan..

Tapi ape pon, lain org yg buat, lain skill dia dan cara dia..dgr citer video tu husband arwah Yasmin Ahmad yg buat (kalo silap sile betulkan)..

Takpe PETRONAS..keep trying..kami di blogIMBA akan tunggu ucapan raya korang tahun depan plak..kasi lagi IMBA..

Hmm..mesti korang tertanya2..kalo ucapan raya MAX247 noob, ucapan raya PETRONAS 2011 berkualiti tp kurang daya sentuhan, then ape yg IMBA dlm post kali ni?

Haha..nak tau ape yg IMBA?

Nie ha..tgk ucapan raya kat bawah nie..

Pergh..memang holy ImbA mantoooop Jabatan Perkhidmatan & Sokongan Pelajar UTP (JPSP)..

Tahun lepas gambar raya je..takde video takde lagu..

Tahun nie video ucapan raya yg mantop..siap ade lagu2 lagi..

Walaupon kualiti gambar sedikit kurang..

Keikhlasan penyampaian mesej dlm video ni telah menyentuh hati pihak blogIMBA..

Bukan senang nk buat video sambil menari & tepuk2 tgn weyhh..siap menyanyi lg tuh..kalau aku, nk berdiri depan kelas buat ucapan/presentation pon da segan..




serius ImbA mereka ni... da la byk tolong student... ImbA2....

so kepada.....

JPSP UTP..

We want u guys to know..

That..

YOU GUYS ARE AWESOMELY IMBA!