Showing posts with label china. Show all posts
Showing posts with label china. Show all posts

Tuesday, 29 May 2012

IMBA Pedo's TRAP



Cuba teka berapa umur budak ni?

11 tahun? 12 tahun? 13 tahun? 14 tahun?











According to ttmop.com, umur budak ni 18 tahun..

Holyshitttt..











Senang sangat nak teka yang tadi tu? Ok let's try a harder one. Ready pedo2 sekalian?

Presenting..











Haa..ce teka berapa umur gadis ni? 14 tahun? 15 tahun? 18 tahun?

Jawapan sebenar..

Gadis ni berumur 30 tahun. Holyyyyshitttt..DOUBLE KILLLLLL..

Muka macam budak sekolah lagi kan? Ape tah petua dia ni?

Nama dia Xian Da, gadis berasal dari China..dia sebenarnya pelukis manga Jepun..now we know where those anime got their inspiration from ey? hahahaha..


NOW THAT'S IMBA!!



source: here & here


Sunday, 15 January 2012

ImbA Chinese Girl


ingatkah anda dengan kisah chinese kid 2 tahun yg dilanggar dlu....

kisah yg sgt tragik.... tak de sorang pun gi tlg bdak tu....

but it looks like bkan sume org di china yg berperangai camtu...

check this girl out...


nama bdak ni adalah Guo Xiaoqi.... umur 15 tahun...

beliau tanpa berfikir panjang telah pun menyelamatkan member dia dari dilanggar oleh sebuah van....

dia tolak member dia ke tepi.. tapi naharom drebar van telah melanggar beliau menyebabkan beliau terpelanting sejauh 6m...




"I didn't think much. I only thought that I couldn't let Li Qiaoqiao get hurt because she is my good friend. So I pulled her away.
kate Gu Xiaoqi ketika di-interbiu.....

setia kawan giler dia nie... ni lah bukti sebenar sorang kawan.. demi member, bley bagi nyawa kot...

mengikut doktor dia ni adalah patah2 tulang sket....

injury2 kat muka ngan telinga gak....

si drebar van tu berjaya lari... tapi we know if there's one thing polis di china power in... its finding these hit and run drebars... hidup CCTV.......








Friday, 30 December 2011

IMBA Headstand



Kembali lagi kita dlm segmen..'Something IMBA From China'..

These are headstands..











Tapi kalau nk msuk blogIMBA..

Korang pektis headstand mcm dlm gambar2 kat atas tadi tiap2 hari siang malam tak makan tak berak pon tak guna..noobs..

Sebab headstand yg kitorang cari..

Adalah seperti dlm gambar di bawah..

Check it out..







Li Xin, seorang Kung Fu master yg dah pektis headstand IMBA ni selama 20 tahun..

Rasanya kepala dia pon lagi keras drpd paku tuh..


NOW THAT'S IMBA






source: here


Tuesday, 6 December 2011

ImbA PIGS


ak tau binatang yg bley menang all time feveret dikalangan manusia..

adalah...






BABIS....






kenape?

sbb BABIS sentiasa bersama kita di masa suke dan duka....

meh ak bagi several examples....

contohnyer...

bila korang terkejut....


"omg... haram jadah... babis lahanat"







bile kau sedih kene tinggal ngan boypren...


"babis betul u nie..... smpai hati u tinggalkan I... i benci u... benciiiiii"






bile korang tgh excited dan berasa gugup di kalbu ketike kene baling2 telor ngan member sempena bday  korang...




"babi ah korang... ingat syialll bday ak..."



dan terutama skali... nie mesti korang biasa dengar ah....



time korang tgh GG kene pawn dota sbb teammate kau bebal syiallll...





"BABIS... STUN LA BANGANG.. JOGET PE"



tapi post ni bkan ditujukan kepade Babis-babis yang biasa je....

kitorg di blogimba... mestilah cari babis yg imba je....

nah... dipersilakan tuk tgk....

babis yg imba shitter....




babis ni sbenarnye dilahirkan cacat....

namun atas semangat juang yg tinggi... dia telah pun belajar tuk berjalan secara handstand...

dengar citer dia celebrity kat China skarang....

mesti lagi fofular... sbb da diberi gelaran IMBA....

LOLS...




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p/s: gambar orang celebrate bday tu entah sape punyer.. ak pun tak tau.. kalo korang tak puas hati sila tanye en. google.. dia yg kasi ak gambar tu...

Tuesday, 15 November 2011

ImbA Penyepit Lady


hallo sume...

korang pernah tak tgk citer karate kid...

tak kisah la yg original atau remake ngan jackie chan tuuu....

yang penting both citer ade part tangkap lalat gune chopstick....

dari mr miyagi zaman dlu...



"watashi mo tangkap ini lalat.... kasi minum air sabun...."


hinggalah si jackie chan nie...




"barua punyer lalat... ak pakai drunken fist gak kang"


ape-ape pun... diorg ni kire imba giler la pakai penyepit sampai bley tangkap lalat nirrojim tuu....

tapi ade satu lagi pompuan yg lagi holy shit IMBA....

tapi dia tak main chopstick la wei.... dia main penyepit thongs bese....

cer tgk video ni...









amacam.... IMBA tak....







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Wednesday, 2 November 2011

IMBA iPhone Otaku


Hai semua..

Kembali lg kita dlm section Something IMBA From China..

Baru2 ni kami di blogIMBA telah dikejutkan dgn berita IMBA ttg sorg awek kat China..

Awek ni mmg otaku (bhsa Jepun yg bermaksud 'obsessed') kaw2 dekat produk Apple terbaru..iPhone 4S..

Dlu kita pernah dgr cerita2 IMBA dr China psl iPhone jugak..ade yg sggup jual buah pinggang..ade yg sggup gadaikan dara..

Tapi this time awek yg berasal dr bandar Nanjing ni memilih utk menggunakan approach yg lagi extreme..





Dia sanggup tido (buat XXX) dgn lelaki for 5 freakin days..and in return, dia nak iPhone yg terbaru..iPhone 4S


O-M-G...





Kalau anak aku dia ni da lama mampos..

Yg kesiannya, awek ni ade boyfren..

Nk dijadikan cerita, awek ni sbnrnya accept offer tu masa chatting dgn org ketiga (org yg nk bg iPhone 4S tu)..

Tp last2 terkantoi pulak dgn boyfren dia..

Pergghh..aku pun turut terasa kepedihan yg dirasai oleh si boyfren..







Apa nk jadi dgn dunia skrg?










UPDATE:


Atas permintaan ramai..


Nah ini dia subtitle perbualan dlm chat tersebut..


18SX..budak2 bwh umo jgn baca ye..








TRANSLATION:

Girl: yesterday when you messaged me, my boyfriend was there
Man: Oh, sorry
Man: I thought something happened to you
Girl: Em.
Man: Hehehe, was he suspicious of you?
Girl: No
Man: Do any of your classmates need this job?
Girl: No
Man: oh
Man:
Girl: What
Man: you said you are in love, so probably don’t have time to go out?
Girl: It’s ok
Girl: but I don’t want to go far
Man: Oh
Man: When do you have time I can go get you, buy you dinner
Girl: Em, where are we going?
Man: In our district center, what do you want to eat
Girl: Shimao Center?
Girl: Which center?
Man: The place I took you last time, we didn’t even eat last time
Man: next time we drink a little
Girl: No, I don’t know how
Man: Ok then we don’t drink
Man: Which night (are you free)
Man: You don’t need to spend the night
Girl: I don’t have time these days
Girl: I am going to eat now
Girl: I don’t like it when (you) can’t do it and find excuses
Man: I am not someone who only talks
Girl: …
Man: When you are free, I will drive to pick you up
Girl: Oh,
Man: Give me a date, I will plan it
Girl: I don’t care. Any time
Man: What do you say? You are free any time? Spending the night or by hours?
Girl: Spending the night on a weekend
Man: Ok Friday night ok?
Man: Next Friday afternoon, I go pick you up
Girl: Spending the ngiht?
Girl: How about Sunday,
Man: Ok no problem
Man: You are busy
Man: 5 nights and you can get an iPhone 4S.
Gril: 4999 yuan.
Man: 4500.
Man: 4500, it’s cheaper now.
Man: I just asked about the price today.
Girl: Then buy me one. You pick a time (to have sex), whenever you want.
Man: But you’re not willing to do everything I want. Why should I buy you one? We’ll see how your performance is in bed this time.
Girl: Forget it. I don’t count on you now.
Man: What are you talking about. 5 nights you can make around 4,000 yuan. Honestly, if you cooperate with me, I can even give you 1,000 yuan for one night.
Girl: I’m willing to do anything except blow-job.
Man: What happened?
Girl: You said I don’t cooperate with you, Isn’t that what you are talking about? Last time you didn’t mention it. If you asked for it I’d cooperated with you. But I really don’t like it.
Man: You must have tried it before, it’s ok after washing it clean
Man: You can be smelly in bed, it’s ok
Man: I will just be couple minutes any ways
Girl: ………
Man: yes, you still can’t not capture men’s heart in bed, I will teach you
Man: It will be useful in the future
Girl: I can capture on the floor
Man: You can’t capture on the floor
Girl: Especially girls like you looks pretty good, if even better at sex, no man can escape your hands.
Girl: You think I look good?
Man: Of course, or else I will ask you out the 2nd time.
Girl: Oh,
Man: Don’t have confidence?
Man: See you Friday
Girl: I want an iPhone.
Man: You want to cooperate with me?… To get enough money for an iPhone is actually quite easy.
Girl: Then buy it for me. What do you say?
Man: We’ve talked about it. You cooperate with me in bed, one night for 800 yuan. With 5 night’s money, you can buy one.
Girl: Get me an iPhone first, I can even sleep with you for months.
***




source: here

Monday, 24 October 2011

IMBA - Bukti Kenapa China Ramai Penduduk?


Hai semua..

Kembali lagi kita dalam segmen 'Something IMBA From China'..

Nak tau kenapa kat China ade ramai sgt penduduk?

Mungkin kah rahsia tersebut terselindung di sebalik gambar kat duit depa?

Checkitout..





Hahahahah..macam gampang..


NOW THAT'S IMBA!!


source: 9GAG









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Tuesday, 18 October 2011

ImbA Kekejaman Manusia


korang mesti da tau citer budak Chinese yg kene langgar kat CHINA tu kan...

bende ni mmg da jadi satu issue besar both in real world dan juga dkat duni siber nie....

ape nak jadi ngan manusia zaman skarang nie...

kalo macam ni perangai diorang sume...

mau tak kiamat dunie.....patut la bencana alam menjadi-jadi...

serius ak tak sangka bende camnie mmg betul2 bley berlaku... 

but unfortunately ini adalah something yg betul2 berlaku...

korang nak faham kalo.. tgk video ni pls....






biler ak tgk video ni... serius ak rase mamat van tu satu MADERFAKER yg mmg KE*MAK nak mmpus cam B*BI.....

barua pe..da tau terlanggar budak... dia lanyak lagi....

dan yg paling FUCKER adalah pedestrian2 yg BABIS selfish cam bugimakkk...

cube kalo tu anak engkau.. cube engkau yg kene lanyak tu...

baru padan muke korang sume, lahanat....

da ade CCTV tu.. pls tangkap la sape yg langgar bdak tu.. dan sebat depan public..


.



naseb baik ada gak 2-3 org yg still prihatin....

latest update yang ak dapat dari member ak...

kredits to SIVA sbb pass ak link nie...


bdak ni da slamat....

dan 2 MADERFAKER yg langgar dia tu...


dah kne tangkap....

gari sama itu KEEMAK!!!!!




thank you GOD... there is some justice left in this world after alll....

thanks jugak kepada Chen Xiamei....(pompuan yg tarik budak tu ke tepi)

http://edition.cnn.com/2011/10/17/world/asia/china-toddler-hit-and-run/index.html



Monday, 3 October 2011

ImbA EARS

Hai korang....

da lama gile ak tak post dei....

mmg rindu gler ngan aktiviti post kat blogimba nie....

so utk mark return ak ke blogimba dei....

ak bawak citer yg IMBA psl telinga.....





korang tau ape itu telinga...

telinga nie sangat lah awesome...

macam2 kot kegunaan telinga....



bley dengar...




bley tindik....






bley kasi hensem ala2 ELF dr lord of the rings...




bley terbang...






dan yang paling holy shit IMBA...


bley selamatkan kau kalau ko terjatuh dari tingkat 8....













budak ni name Ming Ming....

dan dia ter-slip jatuh....

dan holy shit imbanyer.... telinga dia gak yg selamatkan dia...

IMBA2....


amacam...

awesome tak??










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Saturday, 1 October 2011

IMBA Gangster [Kids Version]


Lately mmg bnyk filem2 gangster ditayangkan kat pawagam..

Kongsi..KL Gangster..Bini-Biniku Gangster..

Slalu nyer dlm filem2 gangster, kehidupan sbg seorang gangster nampak macam cool dan bergaya..

Tough..six packs..pandai silat/kung fu/street fight..hensem..

Semua character gangster tu nampak IMBA..




Hah..nie gangster legend kot..abang Castello..


"Jangan sampai korang dtg balik kat aku jilat tapak kaki aku..SEDEH!" - Jai


"Gua tak kisah..lu ayahanda ka..abang long ka.." - Shark


Pergh..gangster2 Crow Zero..


Yakuza Jepun yg imbashit..






Cakap pasal gangster..

Kitorang nk share psl Something IMBA From China (SIFC)..

Korang tau tak kat China budak sekolah rendah pon da bole enroll jadi gangster..

Haaa..tak caye?

Tgk gambar2 kat bawah ni..




















NOW THAT'S IMBA!!



p/s: Kalau ni anak aku..gangster tak gangster aku kerjakan cukup2..kecik2 dah nk jadi gangster..lol


source: here




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