IMBA Mancini Trolled

Check this comic out guys..

HAHAHAHAHA..

source: here

IMBA Chelsea part 2 - Torres

Congratulations, Fernando Torres..

IMBA Chelsea

The picture below explains everything..

IMBA Chelsea is IMBA!

ImbA Eyeshield

korang pernah tak tgk citer eyeshield 21???

Sena and the gang... DEIMON devil bats....

korang ade tak full episode anime dia... sbb kalo de.. ak nak sedut... hehehe...

anyway... kpd korang yg tgk... mesti korang akan rase awesome gler tgk stunt NFL dlm eyeshield nie...

walaupun most of the time korang akan kate.....

"nampak benor menipunyer org jepun nie... org jepun mane bley lari laju camtu.. diorg kan pendek"

mmg betul kata2 Dato Seri tu... thats why kalo korang tgk NFL is dominated by most of d niggas...

sbb diorg tinggi dan taf hanjeng....

anyway.... check this video out.... 

stunt ni was pulled by Jerome Simpson of Cincinati bengals....

amacam.. ada gaya DEVIL BAT DIVE tak??? naharomm tinggi gler dia loncat......


this is what we call... Scoring with style..... IMBA....

IMBA Manchester City

Apa sudah jadi kepada ManUtd?

Kena belasah 6-1 kat tempat sendiri..

Ya, aku memang fan ManUtd tp aku tak emo..

Sebab when they should lose, then they should..semlm ak tgk lepas Evans kena red card defense ManUtd dah tak teratur..

Pape pon..ManCity punye team memang IMBA bai..depa dah jadi kuat season ni..

Depa dah hantar amaran kpd team2 Eropah lain lepas membelasah ManUtd smlm..

Kekalahan mlm td adalah kekalahan plg teruk ManUtd kat Old Trafford sejak dari tahun 1955..

NOW THAT'S IMBA!!

p/s: aku jangkakan ManCity akan jadi title contender yg IMBA season ni..tp takleh nk wat spekulasi sgt sbb bru awal2 season..

IMBA - Ronaldo Tested To The Limit

Whassup readers..

Ape cer cuti kat umah? Best? Sambung beraya ker?

Haha..post harini adalah pasal one of the most IMBA footballers in the world..

Ronaldo..

Eh silap..bukan Ronaldo ni..

Tapi..

Cristiano Ronaldo..

Satu dunia tau mamat nie IMBA..

Tapi ke-IMBA-an beliau belom pernah diuji setakat ni..

Baru2 ni pakar2 dan para saintis sains sukan dah reka beberapa ujian utk mamat ni..

Depa nk tgk sejauh mana ke-IMBA-an beliau as a complete athlete..

RONALDO - TESTED TO THE LIMIT

Part 1:

Body Strength

Dlm bahagian pertama, Ronaldo kne lawan dgn Spanish Champion Sprinter, Angel David Rodriguez..depa compete dlm 2 sprint challenge..satu 25 metre straight line sprint..dan satu lagi 25 metre zig-zag sprint..

Pastu Ronaldo buat jumping test..nk tgk IMBA tak otot peha dan kaki beliau..

25 metre straight sprint..Rodriguez = 3.31s..Ronaldo = 3.61s..stended ar sbb si Ronaldo ni dlm game pon bukan lari straight pon..

25 metre zig-zag sprint..Rodriguez = 6.86s..Ronaldo =  6.35s..holyshit..IMBA..kalau korang nk tau, zig-zag sprint is more applicable in football..for ultimate dribbling..

Jumping test Ronaldo plak..with arms on the hips = 44cm..with free hands (more applicable in football) = 78cm..holyshit..78cm tu bai..higher than an average NBA basketball player could jump..IMBA harom..

Part 2:

Mental Ability

Dlm part 2 nih Ronaldo nye mentality in a game will be tested..camne dia dribble bola & scan opponent kat depan dia for vulnerable spaces yg dia bole guna utk attack / dribble past..

Pastu ade satu test ni IMBA harom..Ronaldo kne 'apply finish' kpd 'cross' yg dihantar kpd beliau..DALAM GELAP..satu2 nye bende yg Ronaldo boleh tgk adelah body gesture org yg hantar 'cross' tuh..the moment dia (penghantar cross) tendang bola tuh, lampu dipadamkan..

Saintis sume nk tgk mcm mana otak si Ronaldo ni process information & ramal kat mne bola tu akan pergi..based upon limited information..

And guess what fellas..Ronaldo berjaya 'finish' ketiga2 'cross' yg dihantar kpd beliau..in the dark..tak nampak pon bola..tp msuk pintu gol..memang IMBA haromm..

Part 3:

Technique

Dlm bahagian ketiga ni, Ronaldo's techniques in striking the ball is being tested and analyzed..kelajuan dan kuasa tendangan mamat ni pon di 'test' jugak..

Kelajuan bola rembatan Ronaldo = 80 mp/h..holyshit..

Part 4:

Skills

Ni test yg plg IMBA skali..Ronaldo vs Trained Snipers..

Ronaldo akan dribble bola secepat yg mungkin..dan mse dia tgh 'dribble' bola tuh, a team of snipers akan cube tembak bola yg tgh bergolek2 dekat kaki si Ronaldo..holyshit..

The result..only one accurate shot yg kene pada bola..yg lain..MISS..

IMBA haromm..bygkan betapa cepatnya kaki si Ronaldo nih..

Lepas habes tgk all 4 parts..

CRISTIANO RONALDO..

We want you to know that..

YOU ARE F*CKIN IMBA!!

IMBA MANUTD

WHEN 2 GOALS MARGIN IS NOT ENOUGH..

IMBA MANCHESTER UNITED!

picture source: here

ImbA FOOTBALL MATCH

dei... apa khabar sume la dei...

baru2 ni ade game bola between 

anyway...

sume org tau kan, final skor game tu adalah 3-2..

dan pemenangnyer adalah...

JENG JENG JENG....

so, ape yg ImbA disini?

haaa... tu yg korang tak tau...

ni dia news yang ImbA... sile la tgk official website manchester city kat bwh nie..

lol.... ini la yang dipanggil....

EPIC FAIL........ 

cam pompuan kat bwh nie..

later on, diorg da perbetul balek da scoresheet tu...

so kpd fan the red devils, jgn tension2..

bajet menang lettew sbb leading 2 gol awal..

source

ImbA LIVERPOOL

oh nooo.... blogimba telah dihack oleh anonimustakim...

ak pun tgh pening sbb layout ak jadi dem tetibe nie..

tapi semangat utk post still ade...


kredits to syafiq hakimi sabri sbb kasi ak link story nie..

anyway, korang tau kan yang esok nie liverpool bakal berentap ngan pasukan malaysia...

mesti korang da semangat giler..

pastu da beli tiket tuk gi tgk..

mengikut source kitorang, match ni nnt mmg ImbA dan....

tadi ade training dia kat stadium

bley la orang gi tgk

sedap plak air mineral kat malaysia nie.. dei.. satu lg botol pls...

minum milo anda jadi sihat dan kuat....

terima kasih... lu org malaysia... terbaek...

dan utk tgk training yang ImbA nie..

guess how many turned up...

37800 freakin fans...

perghh...

forum perdana pun tak ramai camni....

bile la kite plak nak dapat 37800 orang penonton ye... masyarakat malaysia ni terlalu fanatik... cube la mari dengar2 bende yang elok sket... ni nak bersorak je tak ingat dunie... 

lol

pictures and story were taken from here

ImbA Iranian Women Football Team

nak tengok tak discrimination against both religion and women...

ni la yang berlaku kat Iranian Women Football team diorg...

ImbA sedih giler..

blogimba dpat tau yang diorg ni dipaksa utk menarik diri dari 2012 punye London Olympics qualifying match..

nak tau reason dia knape?

nope... bkan sbb diorg develop nuclear energy...

tapi......

sbb diorang main pakai hijab,.....

erk!!!! wat de heck!!!!




reason from FIFA side adalah diorg mmg da ban pemakaian any sort of scarf...

sbb bley cause choking injuries... and sbb Iran tak pakai specially designed caps(kira bley cover rambut gak la) and still continue pakai pakaian terlarang nie... so diorg di-disqualify....

pity Iranian team... ak tau niat korang baik.. tapi da diorg set rule camtu.. eventhough nampak sgt dia nak tindas kita, kita kene come up with solution yang bley buat diorang terbeliak mate.. cam kat bwh nie...

and bkannyer berdegil, then nangis bile kene ban...

anyway.. blogimba still feels sad for the iranian team, and wishes them a better luck for their future... kesian pemain2 nie.. jadi pelanduk yang berada kat tgh2 diantara fight between Iran and the rest of the western countries...



more info, pls visit : http://sports.yahoo.com/olympics/blog/fourth_place_medal/post/Iran-women-8217-s-soccer-team-forfeits-2012-qua?urn=oly-wp280