IMBA - PATUNG BARBIE BERSALIN

Sepertimana yg tertera pada tajuk post kali ini..

Kteorg kat blogIMBA nk share gambar2 mengejutkan tentang mainan popular kanak2, Barbie a.k.a Babi..

Yg IMBA nye, skrg Barbie dah ade versi boleh mengandung dan bersalin..

Holyshit..

WARNING: Jangan tgk gambar kat bawah nie kalo korang bawah umoq. LOL

adeii..asal tetibe sakit nie..sudah tiba masa dan waktu..

yeayy..kepala da kelua..wah, blonde rupenye anak aku nie..

haa..amacam, nampak real tak darah aku nie..tak sakit pon..lalalalalalalala

yeahh..dah berjaya lahirkan anak sendiri tanpa bantua orang lain..tak perlu susah2 g hospital..

ok penonton2 sekalian..smpai di sini sahaja panduan2 melahirkan bayi secara solo saya pada hari ini..kita jumpe lagi pd waktu yg sama, hari yg sama, minggu depan di TV69..

Haaa..amacam? IMBA kan?

WTF..sape tah yg cipta konsep nie..

Ade baik, ade buruk nye..

Yang baik nye, kanak2 leh blaja cmne depa dilahirkan..tak perlu tggu form 4 bru nk tau..

Yang buruk nye, tak terlalu extreme ke utk kanak2?

Ape pendapat korang?

source: here

IMBA GANAS

Lama dah admins blogIMBA tak post ape2 kat sini..

Maklum lah, busy dgn kehidupan sbg pelajar..LOL

Korang pernah tgk citer Long Khong (Art of the Devil) tak?

Amacam? Ganas kan citer tuh..

Cara dia torture mangsa2 dia mmg IMBA...

Tapi baru2 nie kami di blogIMBA telah dihubungi seorang pembaca tegar..

Katanya, ada kisah penyeksaan real life yg lagi IMBA dpd torture dlm citer nie..

Gadis bernama Junko Furuta nie telah diseksa dengan kejam oleh 4 orang remaja lelaki secara berturut2 selama 44 hari..

Dia menghembuskan nafas terakhirnya pd hari ke 44..

Nk tau ape barua2 nie buat kat dia?

DAY 1: November 22, 1988: Kidnapped
Kept captive in house, and posed as one of boy’s girlfriend
Raped (over 400 times in total)
Forced to call her parents and tell them she had run away
Starved and malnutritioned
Fed cockroaches to eat and urine to drink
Forced to masturbate
Forced to strip in front of others
Burned with cigarette lighters
Foreign objects inserted into her vagina/anus

DAY 11: December 1, 1988: Severely beat up countless times
Face held against concrete ground and jumped on
Hands tied to ceiling and body used as a punching bag
Nose filled with so much blood that she can only breath through her mouth
Dumbbells dropped onto her stomach
Vomited when tried to drink water (her stomach couldn’t accept it)
Tried to escape and punished by cigarette burning on arms
Flammable liquid poured on her feet and legs, then lit on fire
Bottle inserted into her anus, causing injury

DAY 20: December10, 1989: Unable to walk properly due to severe leg burns
Beat with bamboo sticks
Fireworks inserted into anus and lit
Hands smashed by weights and fingernails cracked
Beaten with golf club
Cigarettes inserted into vagina
Beaten with iron rods repeatedly
Winter; forced outside to sleep in balcony
Skewers of grilled chicken inserted into her vagina and anus, causing bleeding

DAY 30: Hot wax dripped onto face
Eyelids burned by cigarette lighter
Stabbed with sewing needles in chest area
Left nipple cut and destroyed with pliers
Hot light bulb inserted into her vagina
Heavy bleeding from vagina due to scissors insertion
Unable to urinate properly
Injuries were so severe that it took over an hour for her to crawl downstairs and use the bathroom
Eardrums severely damaged
Extreme reduced brain size

DAY 40: Begged her torturers to “kill her and get it over with”
January 1, 1989: Junko greets the New Years Day alone
Body mutilated
Unable to move from the ground

DAY 44: January 4, 1989: The four boys beat her mutilated body with an iron barbell, using a loss at the game of Mah-jongg as a pretext. She is profusely bleeding from her mouth and nose. They put a candle’s flame to her face and eyes.
Then, lighter fluid was poured onto her legs, arms, face and stomach, and then lit on fire. This final torture lasted for a time of two hours.
Junko Furuta died later that day, in pain and alone. Nothing could compare 44 days of suffering she had to go through.

Barua2 yg seksa dia telah ditangkap & dihukum..tp bukan hukuman mati since this was a juvenile case..

May her soul rest in peace..

Credits to: Hazwan Arif Yusof (p/s: jgn tanya dia mcm mana dia contact kami XD)

sources: sini & sini.

IMBA INDONESIA: SUSUKAN KUCING

Apa khabar pembaca tegar blogIMBA sekalian?

Sihat? Da bekfast belum? Minum susu ke pagi2 ni?

Haaa...cakap pasal susu...

Kita dah biasa tgk ibu kucing susukan anak2 dia..betol tak?

Kita pon da biasa tgk ibu kucing susukan anak anjing...

Biase je kedua2 kes tersebut...

Normal...

Mak kucing nie mmg pemurah..

Tp baru2 nie kami di blogIMBA mendapat tahu bahawa...

Ada makcik IMBA kat Indonesia yg g susukan anak kucing....

Bukan baru start, tp dah lebih 20 tahun...

Inilah Sitimah, ibu susu kpd kucing2 dia..

"Wanita berusia 55 tahun itu menyusukan kucing-kucingnya. Memang kedengaran aneh, namun begitulah kehidupan yang dilalui Sitimah sejak 20 tahun lalu."

"Tentu saja, tidak ada air susu yang keluar dari payudara Sitimah. Namun begitu, si kucing tetap tidak mahu melepaskan mulutnya. Malah, aktiviti menetek itu membuatkan si kucing merasa selesa hingga tertidur."

"“Lebih baik saya tidak memiliki suami, kalau harus berpisah dengan kucing,” kata Sitimah."

Sanggup tak kawen tuh, demi kucing..

Cat lover yg imba

Mmg IMBA..

source: here

IMBA DRYING PUPPY

Biase kalau kita bela kucing atau anjing kat umah... 

Paling kurang seminggu sekali kena la mandikan kan...

Kalau tak berkutu la alamatnya..

Lepas bg mandi, kene la keringkan dyeorg..

Lap dgn tuala berupa sarung tangan...

Ataupun tuala biasa...

Bagi yg hi-tech sket gune la dryer...

Gunakan cara berhemah dan berperikemanusiaan utk kering kan dyeorg...they have feelings to, and they have the right to be loved and cared...

Jangan jadi macam nie...

Ade sorang budak barua kat Philippines nie g sidai anak anjing dia lepas dimandikan...

Now, this is ImbA...

Full story here.

IMBA COUPLE

Ape korang buat kalau tbe2 ade riot sehebat gambar di bawah kat depan mata korang..

Mesti korang lari bertempiaran utk menyelamatkan diri..

Yeah..run you bunch of shitty chickens!

Namun baru2 ni kami di blogIMBA berasa amat kagum terhadap sepasang kekasih kat Vancouver ni..

Lautan berapi pon sanggup diredah..

Setakat riot, NO SWEAT la bro...

Memang IMBA..

Full story -> here.

IMBA - solution for shitty Acid Spashers

Salam and hi guys,

Dlm dua bulan ni, Acid splasher makin mengganas kat KL. Aku yang laki pon takut nak kuar rumah. hahaha.

Btw aku pon x paham asal la die suke simbah2 acid kat org. kalau dpt tangkap mmg mati la kene balun. 

jage2 kalau nampak org muke mcm ni, naik moto honda EX5.

so, Ape solutionnye?

Pak cik Hensem ni ade jawapan untuk 

shitty acid splasher yg mcm ni. 

ape kaitan Pak cik botak ngan Acid Splasher?

mcm x de kaitan kan?

presenting....

Machete Slingshot!

huh kalau ak jumpe acid splasher ni.... mmg ak tembak headshot... 

haaaa... mcm ni!

kalau sape2 nak buat sendiri lastik mcm pak cik botak ni, boleh la tengok design & keImbaan slingshot ni. 

So, berjaga2 lah & bacelah Tips ni tuk elakkan kene simbah acid.

source:

http://news.asiaone.com/News/AsiaOne%2BNews/Malaysia/Story/A1Story20110519-279519.html

http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?sec=nation&file=/2011/5/9/nation/8645421

www.youtube.com/user/JoergSprave

IMBA Parenting Fail!

Salam and Hi,

Tomorrow is Mother’s Day.

 So lets celebrate Failed Parenting to remind us how grateful we should be because we have a caring, lovely and NON-IDIOT parents. Cheers lad..

What Crazy parent can do to kill us..lols

Please don't try this at home. 

The following acts are performed by complete idiots. lol!

 

Teaching Them To Be terrorist…okay…

  

Ask us to jump and die…

.

Better! Offer cigarette so we die slowly..

Or, ensure us Hell by promoting Satan. 

   

I guess not. They love us.haha

  

And let us kill them with beer instead…

   

And again ask us to share cigarette among siblings…

 

Or putting us on this high voltage transformer..death for all…

 

Perhaps a planned accident…. let us on the road…

 

and make us an alcoholic can kill us too…

 

Or just shoot us! easy

Or choke us with a plastic bag in public.. 

   

Maybe they dont want to kill, just caged us…

. 

Or putting us on the side of the road..we will be a flat banana pie when they turn around from the car

Or make us love Hitler…haha. surely we will rot in the government’s jail..  

  

or just bagged us and throw somewhere…

Or let the lion do the dirty job…wosh!

   

Perhaps another use…a trolley ? 

 

Food??? Dad please…..

    

 Or assume we are their dog and walk us like this…

Or make a ‘cake’ out of us….

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Or some ‘my child’ BBQ with ‘my child’s blood’ sauce…

I guess they won’t kill their children, they wanted to show us off to the world

    

By doing this! ( letting us to touch the water, how cute)

   

   

Or use their acrobatic skills to swing us around like a superman..show off ..haha

 

boasting to the crowd that we can deal with the ferocious raccoon….hopefully the raccoon is not hungry…

   

Nonetheless, this parent didnt fail to bring the whole family together however small the transport might be…..

but we have something to say too….

Renung-renungkan dan slamat beramal! 

lol!