Showing posts with label India. Show all posts
Showing posts with label India. Show all posts

Saturday, 31 December 2011

IMBA Indian Job


This is 'The Italian Job'..

Synopsis: "A gang of robbers, lead by career criminal Charlie Croker, create the largest traffic jam in Los Angeles history, giving them time to pull off a theft of gold bullion. They get away in their Mini Coopers, which are small enough to drive on sidewalks so they can make a clean get away before the traffic jam clears."





















This is 'The Indian Job'..

Synopsis: "An Indian woman, shoves a whole crate of Guinness up her dress in a second and walks away like nothing happened."






The whole crate letak celah kangkang aje? R U KIDDING ME?


NOW THAT'S IMBA!!


Friday, 2 December 2011

ImbA Singhs



ini.... ini.... ini....

amatlah IMBA...

ak takde words tuk describe wadehell mende nie... time ak tgk mende ni... ak brain freeze sbentar dan hanya terlopong tgk keLOLWUTan mende nie....

These Singhs must be out of their freakin turbans tuk buat bende2 nie.... kalo slamer ni korang byk buat lawak yg damnation pasal singhs... then u gotta watch these stunts, u racist basterd...


"i'm gonna blow ur mind dei......"

walaupun ia sangatlah horror.... tp expression muke judges2 tu buat ak terase LULZ sbentar...

apa-apa pun... saksikanlah.. IMBA SINGHS.... dont try these at home.. unless... one of the performing guys in here is your uncle....









ketika di-interview oleh wakil blogimba salah sorang singh di atas berkat
" this is wat u get dei.. if u eat chapati every nite.... once u do that... makan itu pendaflour is no sweat dei..."

so guys... kalo nak kasi taf dan imba mcm abg kat atas... follow la advice dia ni dei.....

now this is IMBA.....





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Saturday, 19 November 2011

ImbA Macha Pacak Motor



ak rase video ni tgh hangat skarang nie....

kat fesbukk pun ade... kar DrBook pun ade gak... lols...

tak nak ckp byk2....

korang tgk je la keIMBAan macha ni pacak itu motor...







amacamm... awesome tak scene last skali tu....

TROLOLOLS....

Saturday, 12 November 2011

ImbA Rajinikanth....

sori dear readers...

disebabkan oleh bil letrik rumah sewa ak naek smpai RM150.00...

ak tak pakai laptop kat rumah dan sbb tu la ak tak hupdate2 blog nie...

utk entri terbaru ak.... jom kite tgk ACTING GOD from INDIA....

sape lagi kalau bukan....









walau pun da berumur.. tapi beliau still hensem bergaya...

sampai kan citer Ra One Shah Rukh Khan yg baru ni tak ley nak lawan citer Robot Rajnikanth...

kalo korang baca review2 citer Ra One, sume org compare ngan citer rajnikanth nie...

sampai ade org yg da edit poster Ra One jadi  camnie...













anyway.... tahap keIMBAan Rajnikanth nie bukan sahaja diakui oleh orang2 di INDIA sahaja...

Google pun da akui kehebatan rajnikanth nie...

x caye.... chek this out bro...









Now That is IMBA....


hahahaha....






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Saturday, 5 November 2011

IMBA Cops part 2


Hi readers..

Sblm ni kitorg dah share psl ke-IMBA-an polis kat Spain..

Dalam post tu kita dh tgk jeep polis vs kapal terbang..dan jeep polis menang..

IMBA kaw2..






Tapi kali ni..

Mari kita tgk ape akan jadi kalau..







bad guys in a black jeep..

versus..







IMBA police officer Bajirao Singham..


check this video out..



NOW THAT'S IMBA!!

Friday, 28 October 2011

ImbA HAIR


kami di blogimba mengucapkan selamat hari deepavali(walaupun da terlambat)kepada semua warga malaysia yg menyambut festival ini...

jadi tuk meraikan deepavali...

kali nie kitorg bawakan something yg ImbA from India pulak...

hari ni kite bincang pasal rambut dei...






mengikut kepercayaan agama Hindu, diorg pun ade aktiviti mencukur kepala...

tujuan dia lebih kurang cam offering la...

so dekat India,di sebuah kuil di India bernama Tirupathi













kira kat sini banyak gilor rambut manusia terkumpul....

sampai diorg pun tak tau da nak buat ape ngan rambut2 tu... nak buat pe ngan rambut... nak bakar jadi roti tak ley... nak buat baja pun tak ley.... nak buat maen tarek tali pun tak bley.......

jadi utk menyelesaikan masalah rambut yg terlalu byk bersepah... pihak komiti kuil ni amek satu keputusan yg sgt IMBA....

korang tau tak ape diorg buat...

diorg telah pun...

MENJUAL rambut2 tu sume.....

mesti korang pikir...



"alah... jual rambutnyer pun... mane IMBA nyer.....nmpok benor tak de ideanyer..."


ye lah usop wilcha.... bkan part jual rambut tu yang IMBA...

 yg ImbA nyer adalah..

setelah dicalculate dan ditolak investment pihak kuil yang merangkumi......

duet modal beli batang pencukur+gaji pencukur kepala+ razor gillette yang digunakan+kunyit tuk sapu kepala pas cukur.......

total profit kuil tu dapat  dr jual rambut orang lain adalah....





USD 28 MILLION....





now that is IMBA..... no investment... 100% profit......







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Friday, 7 October 2011

IMBA Indian Man




An Indian man walks into the New York City bank and asks for the loan officer. He tells the Loan Officer that he was going to India for some business for 2 weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The Loan Officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan. So the Indian man hands over the keys and the documents of the new Ferrari car parked on the street in front of the bank. The loan officer consults the president of the bank, produces all the required items and everything checked out to be OK. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as a security for the loan. 

The bank president and the Loan Officer had a good laugh at the Indian for keeping a $750,000 Ferrari as a security and taking only $5,000 has a loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the banks underground garage and parks it there. 

Two weeks later the Indian returns and pays $5000 and the interest which comes to it $15.41. Seeing this, the loan officer says, “Sir, we are very happy to have business with you and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you are away, we checked you out and found out that you were a multi millionaire. What puzzled us was why would you bother to borrow $5000?” 

The Indian replies "Where else in the New York City can I park my car for 2 weeks with maximum security and for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"








Perghh..

Gila bijak mamat nih..siyesly kitorang pon tak terfikir nk buat camni..

Nak tau sape mamat awesome nih? He is non other than..












NOW THAT'S IMBA!!






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Tuesday, 9 August 2011

IMBA - Rumah termahal harom di Mumbai

Dey selamat pagi!,



Dey harini saye nak bercerite satu benda.












Ini die rumah termahal di dunia dgn harge $2 billion milik Mukesh Ambani.
Ade sape2 nak beli? kerje sampai mati pon x dpt dey.




Yeah! Aku kayo... Problem?












Jamban yg besar harom



ruang makan



garage 6 tingkat mcm shopping complex da



lobby



ruang tamu 1




tempat tuk terjun kalau rase nak bunuh diri. lols



ruang tamu tradisional punye version



Fakta Menarik IMBA rumah pelik ni

· Merujuk pelan, bangunan ini menawarkan ketinggian 173.12 meter bersamaan ketinggian bangunan 60 tingkat. Namun, disebabkan Antilla memperuntukkan 27 tingkat, ini bermakna setiap arasnya dilengkapi siling berketinggian lebih tiga meter daripada ukuran sepatutnya.

· Enam tingkat tempat meletak kereta bakal memuatkan 170 kereta import tuan rumah. Turut disediakan pusat servis kereta yang ditempatkan di aras tujuh.

· Tingkat lapan mengandungi pusat hiburan lengkap mini pawagam dengan kapasiti 50 orang pada satu masa.

· Dua tingkat di atas 'health level' menempatkan unit pangsapuri berdinding kaca untuk penginapan tetamu.

· Dua tingkat di atas kediaman keluarga diperuntukkan sebagai kawasan penyelenggaraan. Di atasnya pula, disediakan 'ruang udara' berfungsi sebagai bilik kawalan untuk helikopter mendarat.





Tapi...problemnye

Apelah gunanya kalau kaye tapi jiran-jiran hidup merempat









"Dey haram sungguh wat rumah besar-besar, ak kene duk merempat kat sampah"








"Yeah! jom kite bako rumah die!"


source: sini dan sini dan sini







Moral of the story:
Spread your "Imbaness" to others. :)








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